I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
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yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
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I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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