so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
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The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
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That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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