They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
Randomize
