my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
She bit a glass in half.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
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