Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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