You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
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Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
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If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
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I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.