Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
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You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
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Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date