Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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