My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
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the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
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That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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