i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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