Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
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I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
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I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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