I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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