I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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