First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
i need some magic done to my vagina
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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