I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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