CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
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If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
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Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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