I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
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Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
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I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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