love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
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I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
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you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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