U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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