How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
