R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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