12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
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My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
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my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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