YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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