I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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