I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
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Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
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I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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