we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
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yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
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WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.