My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I'm determined to sit on that face.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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