Someone shit on the floor
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
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If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
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The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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