these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
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I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
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my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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