Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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