one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
This house was built for laser tag.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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