She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
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I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
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I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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