her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
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I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
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Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
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