no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Randomize