I think scott just propositioned me for sex
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
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