these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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