Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
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She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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