16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
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He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
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You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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