I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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