The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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