There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
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This is classic penis vs brain.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
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Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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