And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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