Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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