Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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