dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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