You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
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I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
It's official drugs can't kill me
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
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Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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