That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
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i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
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You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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