i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
that may or may not have been my penis.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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