Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
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His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
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so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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