He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
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