you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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