Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I feel like a drive thru vagina
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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