Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
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He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
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We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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