Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Everything about him screamed your future.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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