Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
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My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
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at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
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After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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