from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
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