Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
